So I must be stupid..

So I took this Stupid Test thing
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have ran into a tree.
[] You didn’t know it’s not possible to lick your own elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.
[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice..
[] You just looked at it.
[] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[] People have called you slow.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
[] You break a lot of things. doorknobs, eggs, houses
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[] You have fallen out of your chair before
Total =
If you get 6 or more you are Stupid

My answers:
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree.
[x] You didn’t know it’s not possible to lick your own elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice..
[x] You just looked at it.
[x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x] People have called you slow.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
[x] You break a lot of things. doorknobs, eggs, houses
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
Total = I'm not even going to count.
If you get 6 or more you are Stupid!

WOW. So I AM a dumb blonde....